Why I Will Never Skip School | Hannah Stocking

Why I Will Never Skip School | Hannah Stocking


Hey, What’s up guys, What’s up Hannah Nation, So I have this huge Spanish test today, And I’m totally not ready for it So I’m gonna fake sake, So my dad lets me stay home from school. Okay Shh he’s coming. He’s coming He’s coming Hey Hannah, how you feeling? Hi Dad I’m sick. I can’t make it to school today. Oh, you’re sick on the day of your big Spanish test, huh? Hmm. I think I have a fever. Oh ever. Oh, my baby My girl’s got a fever. I sure do Dada. Isn’t a little bit of a warm temperature on there You know what we’re gonna do? Is this Let’s put it under your tongue and see what happens. Yeah sure thing dad just um, give me a minute with this All right. I’ll be back and check on that Shoot Not Quite Hard Enough Hey! Hey Dad You gotta come check out my temperature. I’m real Sick Let’s take a look. Let’s Have a look at this, what’s it say papa Oh Hannah. .001 of a fever. Get ready for class Okay, so my dad didn’t buy the thermometer paid. So now I’m gonna put this Black pepper in my nose and kind of sniff it a little bit so I can sneeze. I’m gonna pretend that I have a sinus Infection I’ll let you know how it goes. Okay! Okay! He’s coming back. He’s coming back Hey, Dad Hannah, You haven’t gotten ready at all. What’s going on ? I have a Sinus Infection, I thought it was a fever. Now It’s a sinus infection Okay So sinus infection, huh Yes You know Hannah when I was a young boy much like you except you’re a girl I Was sick every single day. I still went to school. You’re not gonna be able ego to college And then what are you gonna do live on the streets? My daughter looking down the street. I I just don’t I don’t think I don’t think I can deal with that Okay, so you you just you just have to please please hand him Get ready Go to class don’t lie to Dad is that a real sneeze I Have a sinus infection Help This is pepper, that’s fake get ready for school Hey, what’s up guys, so apparently none of my tactics are working on my dad and apparently he loves me So I’m gonna go to my last restore. I’m gonna puke You know guys, I’m not actually gonna puke you guys are so gross. Why would you think that like and subscribe? Are you going I threw up I that that means I can’t go to school whatever Happens right Now and in is that really puke sure is I Don’t know let me just I got brought a spoon with me Notes of corn. Yep, this is oatmeal not vomit go to school Hannah what is that? Nothing? There’s a lot of red on your arm. No. No, it’s vet a rash Yes, it is a rash you have a rash That’s it Hannah. You’re not going to school today. Okay, no matter what you do. You’re not going to school. You’re staying home all day My daughter has a rash my daughter harassed Hey, what’s up guys? So my dad totally bought it and guess who gets to Stay home from school today. Let’s have the back Hello, did you order it? 3000 balloons. I don’t know that it burns. We’re outside your door I’m gonna give you this Knuckle sandwich cuz you kiss my bride take a monkey 45 We got a squad building a Ford southeast of us. Don’t take part This storm is coming you law students it works Tickle monkey 47, it’s just me me me Hey, man, ya know I think being sick my dad totally bought it that’s why I wasn’t at school Yeah, I just stayed home played video games ate whatever I wanted and prank called idiots. How’s school? How’s the test? Here’s your day I thought that wasn’t Hey, what’s up guys? So that was my day I hope you guys enjoyed it. Umm, maybe if there’s another parachute day just the M me next time, okay? Peace out Girl Scouts like and subscribe

100 Comments on "Why I Will Never Skip School | Hannah Stocking"


  1. My brother FAKING sick

    My mum: Ok GeT SoME ReSt BaByY! 😘😘😘

    Me being PROPERLY sick

    My mum: GeT ReADy FoR ScHoOl NoWwWwWwW!!!! 😡

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  2. I tried skipping school by faking sick and my temperature was high! But my mom said that I still have to go to school

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  3. Hannah’s dad: your tempeture oh no
    Me:has a fever and pukes
    My mom: get in the car your going to school
    Me: really nigga

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  4. To heat the thermometer get a wash rag or a paper towel or a towel, wet down with really really really REALLY hot water. And then continue until you get a believable desired temperature~ as you can see I’m an (almost/sort of) expert~~

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  5. I was like faking like coughing a lot and have a fever 🤒 and 🤧 then when I went to school I told my friend then they said oh yesterday it was feild day then I said WTF quite the she said yes we did then after school I was frustrated because I wish their was another one again 😅👊

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  6. for some reason this is how it's like it's like when you skip school the best things happen but when you go in school the worst things happen and then you never skip schooloh wait I already said that like I don't know how to explain it but yeah that's what happens when you skip school but when you go into school I'm not skipping it then you pretty much just lost your chance of having really good things like it's like God gets instant karma on you like it's like so like you skip school and God is like you're faking it so I'm going to make the best things happen and like when you're actually sick God says you're actually sick so I'm going to make it actually the worst things happen but you going to school and then called life and then you go into school and then God is like you know what I'm just going to make normal things happen at school yeah pretty much but you don't answer press read more but please like this comment like this comment if you agree

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  7. At least instead of having parachute day weight all the junk you can can we switch lives I want to have some of that sweet Pop-Tart marshmallow thing

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  8. The only problem was they didn’t know what to say to you and the guy you said he wanted you guys and I told her you 🤕

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